god

i think that if the guys who wrote the bible made god a comiedian more people would follow religion.i mean think about it.and on the seventh day he rested,he called it funday.on funday god would go to the improv and do stand up.he could start with something like this".hi thank you thank you,angels and gentelmen im god and thank you for coming ,now. take my son.....please.hey you in the back yeah you the red guy with the horns keep it down or i'll dam you to hell.i ran in to moses the other day and hes still upset about roaming the desert for forty years i said next time bring a navigation system,oh.but noah is pretty happy hes made a fortune giving swiming lessons." i realize religous people will be highly offened by what i just wrote and im sorry about that but next time your in church and they pass that little basket around take a quarter out and buy your self a sense of humor.thats the proplem with religion everything is so serious its all doom and gloom you need to have a sense of humor i mean after all god did give us one.and he did invent the platapus.(thats an old one).like i said sorry if i offened any one but you need to stop being so gloomy and start laughing. the views in this entry are not necessary those of the what happened blog so send your views else where.

what now

now that the election is over.what now? the democrat's are rejoicying and the republicans are scrathing there heads.so things are going to change. big changes big big changes,right? taxes are going to go down,the war is going to end the econemy is going to boom.right? wrong! after we vote and the electoin is over our responsablitiy is over,now sit back and watch our handy work. wrong again! now the real system begins.if were not happy with the way the people we elected are doing there job then we must write,e mail or call and let them know.i all ways love when people use the excuse "i dont vote because one vote isnt going to matter".well its almost true,even if you do vote it wont matter unless you let your representative know you dont like whats going on.image if every person who is eligable to vote voted.then stayed on top of the person they voted for the republicans would still be in power.i'm happy about what happened on election day.not because the democrates won but because we showed the government who is in charge and beleave me all the politians will remember this past election day. and on the subject of not voting its just a cop out to say my vote wont count or its my right not to vote.that may be so but its disrespectful to all the men and women who fought for our freedom going all the way back to the revolution.think about it.

election day

well election day has come and every american should feel proud even if you were a republican.because it shows the world that the people truly control the government.the people did not like what was going on so they threw government out.just as the founders set it up.this should send a loud and clear message to polictians that the people are in charge not them.will things chane ?no but at least we made our feelings known.and change might come in the future.so rejoyce america we truely are free.

mr juggles says

never count your republicans before they hatch.

giving up rights

i saw a interesting interview on the today show.matt lauer interviewing ted koppel,it was about giving up some civil liberties to feel secure.when matt exclaimed to the entire country he would give up some rights to feel secure.i find this ironic since he's a jounerlist and his job depends on civil liberties probably more so then any other.why would a professional like matt lauer be so willing throw away certain freedoms to feel secure?does he think he speaks for the common man? benjman franklin once said anyone willing to give up liberties for a sense of securites deserve neither.and i was paraphrasing.the media needs to be care full of what they say when it comes to there personal feelings.keep your personal feelings out of your reporting.no one should wabt to give up any freedoms that were so hard fought for!!!!!!

hot as hell

i love when summer comes,everything comes to life,the weather gets hot then hotter and hotter.and for some strange reason this comes as a suprise to the electric company.every year its the same thing.as soon as the temperture reachs in to the next stratosphere the warnings come out.CONSERVE YOUR ELECTRICITY.then the next day,well we broke all records for usage.this to comes as a surprise to the electric company.now i'm no rocket scientist but even i know that were going to break records when it gets that hot.i also dont have anything against conserving energy but when its a hundred deegres i need power.i dont need it when its seventy.in california they have rolling black outs, are you kidding me what year is this 1930.this is the twenty first century.we should have flying cars by now.you also have to no that usage of elctricity is going to go up every year.why you ask.BECAUSE OF TECHNOLOGY.all the i pods,cell phones,toys,tools,computers.heres a hint MAKE MORE ELECTRICITY!why arent the electric companies keeping up and upgrading the system,simple MONEY.they want to show profits and make MONEY.if we can drop billion dollar robots on mars then we should be able to power the country efficiently.i'm just glad theres no such thing as global warming!

we the people

we the people,three words that changed the world.back when it was written these words meant something.today it should read we the goverment.you might thing you have a say but you dont.when was the last time the goverment did something the people wanted.we want health care but we'll never get it.we wanted al gore for president (he won the populor vote)we didnt get it.we want out of iraq we wont get that.the goverment controls everything,and they never listen to the people.they even control the elections thanks to the electoral college all a canidate has to do is campain in a couple of states.why should florida or ohio decide who will be president.democrecy has become big busines its not about freedom any more its about keeping the rich rich.even if it means selling out to oil rich contries.the goverment cares more about the saudies then its own people.they cater to big business but yet the poor people cant feed them selves.the grunts who fought the revolution didnt have this in mind when they gave there lives for freedom.while where distracted by football, baseball, tv ,movies ect,where happy living the way we are.thinking that we are free.ann coulter would have you belive that,if you criticise the president you are being unpatriotic when in fact the oppisite is true.it is every americans right and duty to criticise the president.the proplem is like most people she dose not understand democracey.she has no proplem using democracey to her advantage by citicising 911 widows just to sell books.this is a small example of what we have done to the democratic system.thats not to say the founding fathers weren't motivated by money.i"m sure a couple of them were thinking of there wealth when they decided to commit treason.no taxation with out representaion,who would benitfit more than john hancock, samuel adams and even george washington, these were some of the richest men in the colonies getting rid of these extra taxes would only add to there wealth.i'm not saying this was there total reason for them to go to war but it had to be in the back of there minds.for the actual men women and teens who fought in the war they had to see it for what it really was.a way to break free from tyranny and have equal opportunity and to live there lives as they see fit.you can see simularities between the oppression of the british rule and our goverment today.illegal wire tapping,searching through our bags to enter the subway or a sporting event.our representitives are suppose to represent us not tell us whats good for us.the proplem is no one learned the history of there own country.and most people dont care because they think it dosent effect them.when they think of george washington they think of a guy who cut down a cherry tree and has wooden teeth.i wonder where we got this idea from, thats for another blog.

mr juggles says

don't fight peace!

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mr juggles says

mr juggles says peace.....what a concept!

oil

the worlds proplems stems from oil.the more we use the more money we donate to terrorist.and the richer the fat oil bastards get.we wage war for it,why? so we can drive big suvs that we dont need.maybe its because we want to stay nice and toasty in the winter.noooooooooooo its because we have to keep the rich rich.and bush has the balls to blame us.he says america is addicted to oil.how the hell can you be addicted to something,when theres no alternative.when your forced to use one choice then your not addicted to it .give us a choice. the auto makers refuse to make a true car that dosent use oil even though they have the technology.and dont even think that there doing something, because of that bullshit hybrid thats just another smoke screen to make the public think there doing somethig about the proplem.the automakers will tell you they dont make alternative fuel cars because the public won't buy them.thus blaming us once again for the proplem.see the reason they keep getting wealthy is because of us .they just cant help it.because were addicted, to oil we wont buy cars unless they run on gas.so its all our fault.you want to stop war and settle down the middle east start giving use alternatives and guess what know one will give a rats ass about the middle east.but that wont happen.because the rich fat bastards want to bleed the oil dry,then figure out away to charge money for the sun.so they can stay rich. once they figure out how to make as much money from alternative fuels as they do from oil then we will have choices.but until then they will keep sending our loved ones to war,because you know we are addicted to oil.

war war war

so there at it again the arabs provoke israel hey bomb the shit out of them and round and round we go.north korea is threating to produce nucks and because were bogged down in iraq the cia is trying to get japan to do something about it .people are being murdered in dafur,someone blows up a train in kasmir.and the whole time opec and the big oil fucks are wring-ing there fat hands together like scrooge on christmas eve.has everyone gone fucking mad.the best part is its all in the name of GOD.what fucking god are these people praying to.does anyone realize you cant go to worship once a week and then shoot someone in the face.the two just don't go together.wake up assholes.that goes for all you shit heads who curse each other on the road and think because you pray your religious.i dont remember christ or allah giving anyone the finger.or beating the shit out of anyone.but keep it up bury your heads and stay in denial because its all coming to a quick end.oh and thanks for ruining it for the rest of us.

4th of july

we lose sight of alot of our holidays,like memorial day.it's a day to remember service men and women who gave there lives for there country,true patriots.it's really not the begining of summer nor a chance to get a great bargain at macy's.same with the fourth of july.it's really not a day to get ripped to the tits in your back yard or blow up your nieghbor hood.it's as much as a celeabration as it is a memorial to all the freedom fighters, alot of them just kids who fought under appalling conditions against the biggest badest power in the world at that time.so in between that sixth budwiser and that morter your going to light off, take a few mintues to thank these people for your right to do so.thank you to all fellow americans who gave us our civil liberties.

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revolution

i've been watching the great mini series the revolution on the history channel.this should be required watching for every american.as they showed washington crossing the delaware with his men in the most horrid conditions then marching to trenton,most men wearing rags on there feet some stopping to rest in the snow and never getting up.i thought about all the sacrfice these men made so i could sit here and write this blog, it piss's me off when i here half this country doesn't even vote.it piss's me off that our goverment is chipping away at our civil liberties.if these men (alot of them were under 15) could march in snow, hungry, sick,tired and fight for freedom then it would seem we could get off our fat ass's and place a simple vote.or are we to busy watching football,taking our kids to soccer,complaining we had to wait in line to long at starbucks or dunkin dounuts.it's to bad these men could not see the fruits of there labor.this history of ours is not made up,some of it might be imbelished,but its real and we are connected to it.so next time you feel you don,t have time to vote think about those young freedom fighters and all the ones who followed right up to the present day and MAKE TIME out of respect, to make your voice heard.fucking vote

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the kings rings

i don't know much about my fathers childhood ,and thats sad.i do know bits and pieces but i really don,t know what his life was really like.what did he do in his spare time ? what was his home life like? from what i can gather is i dont think he came from a very affectionate home .the reason i think that is he had a very hard time showing his affections.he never said i love you and always signed my birthday cards from dad.now i don't think for a mintue that he didn't love me.he just didn't know how to express it.which was ironic because when i had kids he was all hugs and kisses.he had the type of relationship with them that he should have had with his own kids.it was like he had a second chance and he wasn't going to mess it up .now some good came of this.when i had my kids i make sure to hug kiss and tell them i love them as much as i can.and now it is second nature to them.my dad did a lot for me, helped me when i needed it,watched my kids,lent me money all his way i guess of showing me how much he loved me.my dad was always a rough and tumble type.so when we found out he had a cancerous brain tumor,it didn't seem possible.he lost control of his mind and at times was impossible.he wavered in and out of reality.this brought me to think this is my last chance to get him to say i love you.i then recalled reading an article on actor peter fonder,he said his father had simaler proplems with showing affection.so he made a plan to tell him he loved him every day till he got the same response,and eventuly he did.so that was my plan go to the hospital everyday and tell him iloved him till i got the same respose.so day after day before i left i would kiss him on the head and tell him i loved him.i never got a resonse,and kind of gave up hope of hearing the response i was looking for. i thought at the very least i had got it out there, till one day as i was leaving his room, walking in to the hallway, an in a low gravely tone i heard i love you too.i froze in my tracks,walked back into the room and said luv ya dad.this is my most memorable moment of my life with my dad.and something i'll always remember.and thats kind of sad.he had similar moments with my brothers telling one of them he wished he had been more personel with his kids.a week before he died i went to the hospital and waited for him to come out of radiation treatment.they brought him out in a wheel chair he had a sheet draped around his shoulders his head hung down he looked so small and helpless.he raised his hand very slowly and motoined for me to come close with his head still down he wispered i have some kings rings and i sent them out for repair there worth millions.when i told my brothers the story they told me he had said the same thing to them .none of us knew what he meant.but four years later i would like to think(and i know its a reach)that the rings where his sons and he was repairing the relationships.even in death he taught me a lesson a few months after he died my grandmother died and because of what i learned from my fathers experience,instead of sitting home crying in grief i was able to go to the hospital hold her hand thank her for everything and tell her i loved her. i no longer fear death but now think of it as a process of life.
thanks pop happy fathers day love you too

Teddy Roosvelt

" To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile but is morally treasonable to the American public" - Teddy Roosvelt

billy preston

rest in peace billy thank you for all the great music.we will miss you.

disease

so,road rage is a disease now just like alcoholism,drug abuse,and the list goes on and on. give me a break. calling everything a disease just enables these people to keep doing what there doing .and now someone can shoot you on the highway and go to court and say they have a disease and get away with murder.maybe we should just say being human is a disease this way it will cover everything.this world is doomed.