breaking news

this just in,vice president DICK cheney admitted to leaking the name of c. i. a agent valerie plame.he told the associate press he was just sitting around his office doing what vice presidents do (waiting for the president to die).he said "i got tired of counting the money i'm making off the iraq war so i leaked the name of valarie plame, besides she started it.

married

who do gay people think they are wanting to get married.i mean why should they be able to meet thier soul mates get married have kids buy a house settle down and live happly ever after. heterosexuals don't even get to do that.and who better to decide who gets married then a happly married politician,because they know how sacred marriage is.they are the perfect example of the institution of marriage.you know get married have kids go off to washington and diddle anyone and anything in the office.now thats the perfect family unit.or maybe we should let the mormons decide. if any ones and expert on getting married it's them.but anyway someone better decide soon because,before you know it the're going to want the right to vote!

mr juggles says

guns dont shoot friends in the face vice presidents do

mr juggles says

look to the past to predict the future

darfur

well heres my take on darfur.nobody cares,because theres NO OIL there.plus we're not going to risk troops lives when our fat ass politians and big corporations cant make money out of it,right big DICK. its sickening that everyone sits back while women and chidren are being raped and murdered.it takes an actor to go there and beg for help.i guess it doesnt matter because where all going to burn in hell anyway.

balls

it would be great if my balls had hands.it would be so much easier to go to the bathroom i could just stand there hands on hips while my ball hands did all the work .if my boxers got in a bunch my ball hands could just straighten them out.dont even have to stop to pull my pants down.if my balls itched while i'm on line to meet the queen no proplem,i can scratch to my hearts content undetected.i mean the possibilities are limitless.i could play pocket pool anywhere any time.if i got bored i could even juggle.maybe even join the circus.and let us not forget sex,i'd have hands all over the place i could pleasure my self and wife at the same time while operating the remote.it dosent get any better than that.
ball hands.... think about it, i know i will.

horse

i once had a horse in hollis named holly.it died.im sad.but cindy is happy.I love the ronjo.

little league, little minds

parents should be abolished from little league games.they should have to sit in a club house and watch it on closed circuit tv.while the kids play the game supervised by league offcials no so called coachs, manages or other bone head parent trying to make up for thier shortcommings as a human being.just kids running, laughing having a good time .no outside interferance or pressure.now some will say sports builds character and confidence.i say bull shit.how much character and confidance are you building in a eight or nine year old child or any child when the parents from another team are cheering when a kid makes an error or stikesout.what life lesson has that kid learned from being humiliated by adults.it sure dosent build confidence.why aren't those people just as enthusiastic about thier childs education.do they really beleave that thier kid is going to make it to the major leagues!theres thrity teams and twenty five players on a team they get players from around the world so do the math oh i'm sorry you can't because when you were in school you where trying to become a baseball player.my point when you see kids crying after losing a game or getting yelled at after winning a game (yes i was there when it happened)thier not having fun or building character or confidence.it's destroying thier spirit and thats the worst thing you can do to a kid.so shame on you and you know who you are!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mr juggles

mr juggles says, "if you ignore your civil liberties, your civil liberties will ignore you".
"always look both ways before voting"
"if a heart attack doesnt get you cancer will"
"never run with the bulls because its just stupid"
"never light a match in a room full of cows"
"bacon is good"
"stop,look,listen,get pushed in front of a bus"
thats it for now

you

what happend,you use to smile ,stop to smell the roses,hold open doors ,say thank you,say excuse me,stop for stop signs,share, care,help,whistle, skip,laugh,encorage,pat on the back,say how are you doing,have compassion,wish on a star skip stones,run, jump,tolerate,hope for peace,dream,have a voice,want justice,be free,wait for your turn,be proud,lend a hand,stop at cross walks,want equal rights.what happened you use to be human.

when

when are people going to start getting angry about the goverment chipping away at our civil liberties.now they are checking our phone records!yet forty one percent of the country is in favor of this.as long as the goverment attaches the word terrorizm to it they seem to get a free pass.but if the goverment was to say we have to take all our guns away every one would be going nuts .the nra would be all over it like a fly on shit.where are they when the rest of our rights are being trampled.because its not there issue they dont care?well they will when the goverment starts to attaches the word terrorizm to gun control because thats all you have to do these days to sway the country.they should give up the war on terrorizm because we already lost .terrorist have disembalded our hole way of life,everything we believe in and live for.everything the founding fathers fought for.they tell us to go about our daily lives normaly.whats normal about having our phone records checked or bags searched at the subway.next it will be door to door searches.in twenty years we will be as free as the chinese.well we had a good two hundred and forty eight year run.forgive us george, thomas,john,ben,alexander for we know not what we do .

so

so i hear about this thing called blogging.i look in to it and it seems like fun.you get to rant and rave make a general ass of yourself and you can do it for free.so i say cool,i sign up i start ranting, when i here about another blog sight that guarantees more people will read your rants.again i say cool, i sign up and much to my dismay i'm rejected.they say i don't write enough.fine,rules are rules and it is free so i can't complain.now i already have three jobs and i'm not looking for another. i just want to blow off some steam.so at the risk of becoming some crazed blogging maniac and losing my entire life to blogging i will write more, dear sirs but if i wind up on the streets its your fault.so this is my latest blog hope you let me in the club.

MY!

MY THEORY ON WHY PEOPLE THINK THEY CAN GET AWAY WITH CUTTING YOU OFF NOT STOPPING AT STOP SIGNS CUTTING AHEAD IN LINE LIKE THE LADY DID TO ME AT VERIZON,WHEN I SIGNED THE WAITING SHEET WAITED OVER AN HOUR AND SHE STEPS IN FRONT OF ME LIKE I'M INVISIABLE AND SAYS I HAVE A QUICK QUESTION. GUESS WHAT BITCH THERES NO SUCH THING AS A QUICK QUESTION.LETS JUST SAY SHE'LL THINK TWICE ABOUT DOING THAT AGAIN!WELL MY THEORY IS THESE PEOPLE HAVE WATCHED TO MUCH MR ROGERS THATS RIGHT I SAID IT OLE FREDDY BOY GOT PEOPLE THINKING THIER SPECIAL.AND THAT GOES FOR THAT STUPID PURPLE DINOSOUR TOO.NOW DON'T GET ME WRONG I LOVE THE MESSAGE THIER SENDING BUT OF COURSE PEOPLE HAVE TAKEN IT OUT OF CONTEXT.SO LET ME STRAIGHTEN IT OUT.YOU ARE SPECIAL AT HOME, TO YOUR FRIENDS AND LOVED ONES, BUT ONCE YOU GET OUT INTO THE REAL WORLD YOU AIN'T SHIT.YOU HAVE TO WAIT IN LINE, OBEY TRAFFIC LAWS AND ACT LIKE A HUMAN BEING.SO I HOPE I CLEARED THIS UP FOR YOU AND BY THE WAY WHY IS THIER A SATANIC CHARACTER ON SESEAME STREET............IT,S THE COUNT THINK ABOUT IT!!!

did

did you ever try and get any kind of service when you are trying to purchase something.you can't even get service at a service station.when i go in to home depot you can never find anyone to help you and if you do find someone in the little orange apron theres fifteen people following him,and it turns out he's on his way to the bathroom.your lucky if you have a question about a toilet.the first time i went into dunkin dounuts i asked the women for a regular coffee,she said how would you like that,i said regular,she made a face and said abrubtly milk and sugar!well thats what regular use to mean.i long for the days you could walk into a deli and say regular coffee please and they knew exactly what you wanted.and whats with the tip cups i have to tip someone whose handing me a two dollar cup of coffee.it's even worse at starbucks why should they get tipped they don't even but milk and sugar in it you have to do it yourself.the first time i went in there i asked for a medium coffee they acted like i said a dirty word.they looked at me and said you mean a "grande",what are they the snobs of the coffee world,it's fucking medium where i come from.it gets worse when you go into a store in the mall.you have better luck getting help from another customer.what about the receptionist at your doctors office,try getting an appointment the same day you get sick they act like you did it on purpose.yeah thats what i planned to get sick and call you so i can set around for and hour and a half waiting to be called in.and how about if you don't give twenty four hour notice to cancel an appointment they want to charge you.what do we get when they cancel an appointment at the last minute or sit there for an hour waiting to be called in.shit thats what.bottom line is corporations are greedy and thier people are over worked and under paid.

how

how is it that after a major natural disaster,people who are at war don't put down there weapons and go home and hug there family?after watching the damage done by the tsunami and hurricane katrina ,i started to thing how stupid war really is.not that i didn't think it before but now i really think it's the dumbest thing we could do.it just made me realize how fragile mankinds exsistance is on earth. i mean at any given time mother earth can end our exsistance so it's arrogant on our part to war over land,oil ,way of lie.because we don't own the land or oil and mother nature determines our way of life.as i right this an astroid is hurling towards us and can take us out...all uf us.so who the hell are we to be fighting over anything! what osama bin ladin needs is a good old fashion natural disaster to show him how much his beliefs matter.the earth is a living breathing mass that is constantly evovling and changing nothing not even mighty mankind can stop it.just look to the past to see whats going to happen in the future.some day there will be another ice age or change in the weather (its already happening) or some other unexpected disaster.but we continue to kill each other and waste valuble time by waring and hating.so when the planet's had enough it will end all war and hatered.you don't even have to be religous to believe this it's just plain fact. war what's it good for..... you fill in the rest.

when

when did americans lose thier compassion,when did we lose our heart.when did we stop believing in the american way?last time i checked the statue of liberty still stood for something.i don't understand the hatedred towards illegal immigrants,they are humanbeings we have more sympathy for people on death row.i realize,that thier here illegally but they are only looking for what we have,a decent way of life.they work hard jobs,long hours for crappy pay.doing jobs no one wants to do .i don't see americans lining up to do dishs,mo lawns,do laundry clean houses.i don't recall when i was growing up any one saying "when i grow up i want to be a dish washer'.instead of embracing these people and helping them achieve thier dreams (which is the theme of this country)we want to round them up and throw them out of the country.here's an idea lets throw them in concentration camps! oh wait we already did that to the japanesse during ww2.why dont we stop to think why is this such a hot button topic all of a sudden.this isn't a new proplem.politcians have been looking the other way on this for years so why now?could it be that its mid term elections and the politcians who were for the iraq war (rebublicans and democrats) need to separate them selves from the whitehouse and knock the war off the front pages.seems resonable to me.well now that we know why this is a hot topic lets think how we got into this mess.we did sign the nafta ageement,which allowed our factories to close up here and move to mexico so they could pollute the air and water,and pay the workers six dollars a day .hmmm whose taking advantage of who.so what could we do about it.lets but them on the books (we could use the tax money) and make them become citizens the legal way. they have earned it from all the blood sweat and tears they put into the jobs they do.it cost four hundred dollars a year to renew working papers, times that by millions and it comes out to a lot of money we can use.but before we do that we need to shore up the borders now you would think that would have been done after 9 11.duh,( how come know ones furious about that) i dont mean one guy with a six shooter driving up and down in a jeep.what about the natonal gaurd or they could use short timers from the military.whatever is done you have to stop them from coming in or your just running on a tread mill.

WHAT

What is going on in this country? I went to CVS to buy allergey medicine, when for some reason I was asked for ID. The nice lady behind the counter explained it was a new law to stop people from making crystal meth. I had to fill out a form, name, address, phone number, time I was in the store. Are you kidding me? Do you really believe that this will stop anyone from making crystal meth? This is just another smoke screen to make people think that the government is doing something about the drug problem. All this does is hassle law abiding citizens. This is just another violation of our civil liberties. Just as "home land security" is a smoke screen. The government can't protect you from terrorism wake up. You have more of a chance of getting hit by lighting than being killed in an attack. Their taking our rights away little by little. All they have to do is raise the terror threat and people line up to give away their rights. Your get searched to ride the subway, searched to walk into a baseball game. Every time you get searched or ID'd your are being terrorised. Learn your history folks, the founding fathers must be rolling over in their greaves. Thousands of men and women died for our right no to be searched. I would rather get blown up on the subway or at a ballgame then give up my rights. At least I did these things of my own free will and died a free man. If brave men and women can die in Iraq and Afganistan then we should be able to tak a chance and ride a subway without being searched. When I bring these points up to people the first answer I get is I have nothing to hide, and most people don't, so is that any reason to throw away your freedom? Thats just lame and lazy. People want to take their freedom for granted and can't be bothered. What's going to happen when the FBI comes knocking at your door? Are you going to let them in because you have nothing to hide?! I don't think so! This is what the Brisith did to the colonies. Learn your history. New Hampshire has a saying on their license plate, "Live free or die," maybe we should have that tatoo'd on our foreheads!!!