god

i think that if the guys who wrote the bible made god a comiedian more people would follow religion.i mean think about it.and on the seventh day he rested,he called it funday.on funday god would go to the improv and do stand up.he could start with something like this".hi thank you thank you,angels and gentelmen im god and thank you for coming ,now. take my son.....please.hey you in the back yeah you the red guy with the horns keep it down or i'll dam you to hell.i ran in to moses the other day and hes still upset about roaming the desert for forty years i said next time bring a navigation system,oh.but noah is pretty happy hes made a fortune giving swiming lessons." i realize religous people will be highly offened by what i just wrote and im sorry about that but next time your in church and they pass that little basket around take a quarter out and buy your self a sense of humor.thats the proplem with religion everything is so serious its all doom and gloom you need to have a sense of humor i mean after all god did give us one.and he did invent the platapus.(thats an old one).like i said sorry if i offened any one but you need to stop being so gloomy and start laughing. the views in this entry are not necessary those of the what happened blog so send your views else where.

what now

now that the election is over.what now? the democrat's are rejoicying and the republicans are scrathing there heads.so things are going to change. big changes big big changes,right? taxes are going to go down,the war is going to end the econemy is going to boom.right? wrong! after we vote and the electoin is over our responsablitiy is over,now sit back and watch our handy work. wrong again! now the real system begins.if were not happy with the way the people we elected are doing there job then we must write,e mail or call and let them know.i all ways love when people use the excuse "i dont vote because one vote isnt going to matter".well its almost true,even if you do vote it wont matter unless you let your representative know you dont like whats going on.image if every person who is eligable to vote voted.then stayed on top of the person they voted for the republicans would still be in power.i'm happy about what happened on election day.not because the democrates won but because we showed the government who is in charge and beleave me all the politians will remember this past election day. and on the subject of not voting its just a cop out to say my vote wont count or its my right not to vote.that may be so but its disrespectful to all the men and women who fought for our freedom going all the way back to the revolution.think about it.